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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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