we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.