Tap Here to view the Mobile Optimized TFLN
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Follow @tfln