I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The beer is more important than you right now.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.