High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.