i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life