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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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