Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person