Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Dating After Heartbreak
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.