He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.