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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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