I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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