I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
whose ass print is on the piano?
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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