I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
time to smoke my breakfast