Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.