I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?