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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!

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(907): HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?! http://tfl.nu/krsv

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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.

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(907): There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/4wb0

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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.

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(907): It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am. http://tfl.nu/0rxk

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Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?

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Responsible fail?

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(907): Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior? (773): Responsible fail? http://tfl.nu/nxhx

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she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.

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(907): she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit. http://tfl.nu/38x3

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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.

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(907): started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night. http://tfl.nu/6i6d

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How are you feeling today?

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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...

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(907): How are you feeling today? (330): i could've thrown up on command at any point today... http://tfl.nu/ewp1

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i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....

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(907): i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine.... http://tfl.nu/xp53

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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common

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(907): It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common http://tfl.nu/qmer

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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.

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(907): If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever. http://tfl.nu/sogf

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i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me

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(907): i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me http://tfl.nu/rubg

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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.

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(907): Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me. http://tfl.nu/90ns

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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen

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(907): Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen http://tfl.nu/aug1

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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?

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(907): good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy? http://tfl.nu/iaof

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so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?

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(907): so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go? http://tfl.nu/synh

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