I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.