I think I can smell my own vagina right now
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.