had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled