i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
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and you said cock pushups were impossible
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me