dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.