Texts From Last Night · Last Night in (650)

Last Night in California (650)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Favorite
(707): View more from California

I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?

(650): View more from California

There is so much wrong with that sentence

(707): View more from California

Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(707): I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom? (650): There is so much wrong with that sentence (707): Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real http://tfl.nu/wzrt

Replies (5) Good night (845) Bad night (350)
Favorite
(650): View more from California

Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days. http://tfl.nu/kjo1

Replies (0) Good night (256) Bad night (542) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse. http://tfl.nu/0nh4

Replies (1) Good night (736) Bad night (267) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands. http://tfl.nu/y7oo

Replies (2) Good night (191) Bad night (926) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night. http://tfl.nu/uq34

Replies (3) Good night (738) Bad night (324) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady. http://tfl.nu/wggf

Replies (17) Good night (917) Bad night (317) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.

(650): View more from California

And so far nothing been broken!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum. (650): And so far nothing been broken! http://tfl.nu/0yij

Replies (4) Good night (2182) Bad night (300)
Favorite
(650): View more from California

The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad http://tfl.nu/ulr7

Replies (7) Good night (362) Bad night (817) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse http://tfl.nu/az1s

Replies (2) Good night (652) Bad night (309) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night http://tfl.nu/338b

Replies (9) Good night (1367) Bad night (393) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me. http://tfl.nu/zst4

Replies (2) Good night (1260) Bad night (378) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband. http://tfl.nu/3etq

Replies (3) Good night (359) Bad night (824) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget. http://tfl.nu/sye0

Replies (4) Good night (601) Bad night (293) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some. http://tfl.nu/6y08

Replies (5) Good night (1594) Bad night (391) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun" http://tfl.nu/k4ww

Replies (9) Good night (1577) Bad night (686) Order T-Shirt

Last Night in California (650)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: