Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.