So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
These Little Things Make People Overly Angry
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
These Medical Professionals Recall the Worst Cases of Hypochondria They’ve Seen
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.