Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.