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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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