yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.