You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.