He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face