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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.

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Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.

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(952): He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job. (320): Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud. http://tfl.nu/wke9

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i want to fuck

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?

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it's pretty self explanatory

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(701): i want to fuck (320): ? (701): it's pretty self explanatory http://tfl.nu/ul4n

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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.

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(320): I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on. http://tfl.nu/x1xg

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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments

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You know how I know you're gay?

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(218): Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments (320): You know how I know you're gay? http://tfl.nu/13va

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Good. You are like the clit whisperer.

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(320): Good. You are like the clit whisperer. http://tfl.nu/ycvo

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im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...

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(320): im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it... http://tfl.nu/g5dr

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I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.

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(320): I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it. http://tfl.nu/sdid

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I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town

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(320): I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town http://tfl.nu/1n02

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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.

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(320): That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying. http://tfl.nu/lgsw

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It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.

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He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.

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Ok, i'm coming over

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(320): It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now. (320): He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage. (406): Ok, i'm coming over http://tfl.nu/vi8g

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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.

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(320): In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen. http://tfl.nu/m4s0

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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING

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(320): don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING http://tfl.nu/kogd

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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off

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(320): there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off http://tfl.nu/58y7

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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face

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(320): I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face http://tfl.nu/yj9t

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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.

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(320): What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off. http://tfl.nu/fj7u

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