I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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