It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!