What time did you start drinking?
Maybe isn't a time...
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series