In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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