But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.