i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.