I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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