I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.