I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."