Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
25 People Admit the Worst Things They’ve Done for Good Reasons
where are you?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.