Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
where are you?
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.