my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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You sound like a female desperate for male approval.
sounds like you both should take some pointers from her
the best subway employee EVER.
If you are a girl, it makes you a perfect person. Now go make me a samwich!!!!
your comment would have been a lot cooler if you spelt sandwich right.
you obviously dont know the powers of samiches over sandwhiches, if you are a man i feel sorry for you!!!
No, it makes you Ke$ha minus the sandwich thing. Not something you should be proud of
*teary eyed* i...love...you...
who wants 2 bet all 22 thumbs down are chick?
marry me babe?
It makes you a good woman.
hahaha yea but your pretty fucked up regardless if those are you prioritys
we have something in common lol
I want your contact details
Nothing like tequila to wash down a semen sandwich
Says the guy who kills the funny in every text by being a self-righteous judgemental asshole.
hmm. Contemplating tequila and dicks IN a sandwich?
A mans dream.
Sounds like a good housewife
Haha FartsAtWork jst got ownedd!!
But a perfect girlfriend.
Actually it makes you a woman.
Omg Hunny you are my fucking dream girl. You have no freakin idea
..All of these at once?
Your quite the opposite baby
Any1 else stop and think that the op is homo?
Sounds like the perfect girlfriend!
Wow I have a dick
And this is a surprise to you?
Taipan is a douche.
Says the guy who farts at work...
Will you Marry me?
Everybody is asking this person to marry them. First what if its a dude? Second, "dicks" is plural.