His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i think my tv is drunk
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I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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