Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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