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(586): View more from Michigan

He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.

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(559): View more from California

so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

8===D

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.

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(989): View more from Michigan

My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war

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(917): View more from New York City

And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.

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(913): View more from Kansas

sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.

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