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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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