Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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