Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(708): View more from Illinois

You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women

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(714): View more from California

I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.

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(513): View more from Ohio

WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE

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(760): View more from California

Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.

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(503): View more from Oregon

So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.

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(607): View more from New York

Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned

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(940): View more from Texas

I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....

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(425): View more from Washington

It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.

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(757): View more from Virginia

If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.

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