So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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