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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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