haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
dude. I can hear the air.
the raccoons are back...
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