i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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