I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep